I brought a manly shredder,
a cross-cut beast of a shredder - to safeguard my identity;
to prevent fraud.

I regularly change my PC passwords,
complex fourteen character passwords - a bitch to type;
to prevent hackers.

I use anti-virus software,
market leading Anti-Virus software - with built-in firewall;
to prevent infection

I shield my PIN,
my cashpoint PIN, when getting money from the wall,
to prevent sly watchers.

I got paid for a job, a complex job, in cash.
I got mugged.
Shit.